Saturday, January 19, 2008

Birth Control


I am ecstatic and proud to say I recently have become an Auntie for the second time, my sis had little bambino Noah on Jan 15th. I missed the birth of my niece due to things out of my control and I was determined that I was not going to miss this one. I am about to tell you why I feel that watching a child be born was amazing yet the best birth control ever so be warned if you don't want to know the truth about child birth do not read on.

My sis went into labour about 2 in the afternoon and did not deliver until 5:45am, so unless I was in the room consoling my sis I was out in the hall and waiting room. I was listening to other women give birth this entire time and I discover that there is pain not just one place but many as I hear women scream about their backs, and even one women repeatedly scream to the doctor about her legs and telling him to cut them off. I did not realize that there was more pain involved then your birth canal and back, oh how I felt for those women in pain and agony.


Finally it was time for the bambino to be born and I was an eye witness, I watched and helped by pulling my sis' leg up. First of all I see the head start to come out and soon I learned dilating 10cm does not mean that the head is 10cm. The Doc starts easing the head out and in a matter of a few seconds Noah comes shooting out along with a bunch of blood and goop, it was the strangest feeling I was disgusted with what I had seen yet I had tears of joy and couldn't wait to hold this beautiful slimy little one. Just when you think it is over the placenta comes out along with a rancid smell and you now have hemorrhoids along with tearing and needing a few stitches. My baby Noah is put in my arms and all that I have seen and heard that evening/day is forgotten, afterwards my sis asks how the birth control was and I respond by saying" it's working even better now". I also said "I'm never having sex again " oops! Mama was in the room too. All in all it was an amazing unforgettable experience, but I'm gonna need the image to not be so fresh before I give children a thought again......Little scared of the penis, and not so flustered about not having any recent action. LOL

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