Pussy Parlour

I had just had some Shormita fun and I was lying in bed thinking about how much I miss one my most favorite things in the world.........A lil licky licky, ok alot but i'd settle for a lil these days! Then I started thinking about how men if they just want some action without having sex with a stranger, easy access and no effort, they have rub and tugs. No fuss, no muss you just get what you want and a massage to boot. As easy as getting fast food, just more money and I'm sure alot more satisfying then any food. By the way any ladies that say chocolate or any food is better, you just ain't doin' it right.



Ok back to what I was thinking about, this rub and tug thought made me wonder why we ladies don't have any places like a pussy parlour. You could go in pay for a "massage", pick the guy you want, be eaten to you heart's content, and get a massage which most men will not give you most of the time.If I had a pussy parlour you would of course have to have different kinds of men with different pussy eating skills cuz they would have to show and train eachother cuz every woman likes something different and you have to cover all bases. I could watch first hand and see if they are worth hiring, I mean if I am gonna have a pussy parlour it's gotta be supa dupa! I also would only hire men who loved to eat pussy cuz you can always tell if a man is doing it for him, you or both. It's just not the same if you don't have both, women can always tell if a guy is just going through the motions or if really does enjoy doing it. One more thing I would have an inconspicuous place and a back door, cuz we women tend to have more shame then men do. I'm not saying that I would ever own or go to a Pussy Parlours persay but it is nice to have options. In a way wish I could but my damn morals and seeing my mama's face if she ever knew would haunt me forever (just not me, but a thought). Happy Pussy Playing!

This is how it should be........

This girl I know needs some shelter
She don't believe anyone can help her
She's doing so much harm, doing so much damage
But you don't want to get involved
You tell her she can manage
And you can't change the way she feels
But you could put your arms around her
I know you want to live yourself
But could you forgive yourself
If you left her just the way
You found herI stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
Protection
I stand in front of youI'll take the force of the blow
Protection
You're a boy and i'm a girl
But you know you can lean on me
And I don't have no fearI'll take on any man here
Who says that's not the way it should be
I stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
Protection
I stand in front of youI'll take the force of the blow
Protection
She's a girl and you're a boy
Sometimes you look so small, look so small
You've got a baby of your own
When your baby's gone, she'll be the one
To catch you when you fallI stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
ProtectionI stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
Protection
You're a girl and i'm a boy
Sometimes you look so small, need some shelter
Just runnin' round and round, helter skelter
And I've leaned on me for years
Now you can lean on me
And that's more than love, that's the way it should be
Now I can't change the way you feel
But I can put my arms around you
That's just part of the deal
That's the way I feel
I'll put my arms around youI stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
Protection
I stand in front of you
I'll take the force of the blow
Protection

Massive Attack



Diggin a hole and the walls are caving in
Behind me, Airs gettin thin but I'm trying,
I'm breathing in,
Come find meIt hasn't felt like this before
It hasn't felt like home...before you
And I know it's easy to say, but it's harder to feel this way,
And I miss you more than I should, than I thought I could,
I can't get my mind off of you
I know you're scared that
I'll soon be over it,
That's part of it all,
Part of the beauty of falling in love with you,
Is the fear you wont fallIt hasn't felt like this before
It hasn't felt like home...before you
And I know it's easy to say, but it's harder to feel this way
And I miss you more than I should, than I thought I could,I can't get my mind off of you
And I hate the phone,
But I wish you'd call,
Thought being alone,
Was better than, was better than...And I know it's easy to say, but it's harder to feel this way
And I miss you more than I should, than I thought I could,I can't get my mind off of you.
Can't get my mind off of you


Joshua Radin

I'll always have a Valentine.

I love Valentines Day not cuz I love getting presents or going out for dinner, but because my mama has always made it a special day for me and my sis. We have always done something for eachother and yes we do give eachother a present but it's more then that, we show the appreciation we have for one another with a card and gesture. I'm not saying it doesn't happen other times, but it's the feeling of giving something out of love that is different. Also I love giving presents to loved ones, and being the presenteer that I am it is the perfect excuse. This year and the past few years have been even more special because any holiday is made better with my loves (my niece and nephew), kids just make everything more interesting and fun. The other reason I love Valentines Day is beacause of all the cute, kinky lil outfits that they come out with and whether I am single or not I love to buy them cuz it's fun to put 'em on for someone or for yourself. If I'm having a bad day or not in the greatest mood nothing makes me feel better then putting a sexy lil number on and dance around. Being sexy isn't just about someone else, but everyone has a different happy place and that is one of mine.

My Valentines Day was interesting it started out with wishing a bunch of friends and a few others I thought deserved a "Happy Valentines Day!" I had to work so other then that I had just planned on watching my favorite show LOST, which I highly recommend if you're anything like me and love paranormal, sci-fi, mystery, 6 degrees of seperation etc. Just before I was about to leave for work when I got a phone call from my gf saying she wanted to go out and I got convinced to be the wing woman on this escapade, which I will go into detail later. While I was at work I watched and helped all the men and women rushing to get thier loved ones a present. I realized something about this and that I would rather have a present from a guy that is thoughtful whether it be on Valentines Day or not, the problem is that people aren't as thoughtful these days and we are very selfish so we feel this day is makes up for the rest of the time we are not. I also think that alot of people think being thoughtful is about buying someone something when the simpliest thing like writing a love not is just as good as flowers. I have nothing against Valentines Day I just want to be with the kind of person who gives my a loving gesture just beacuse the love me and not because they feel that they have to, besides aren't not knowing what is coming around the corner better?

Getting back to my day I was leaving work only to see that I got a message from a guy I was dating and thought it was over cuz really there was nothing there and there is only so long that can last without getting boring, saying"happy Valentines Day!" So now I am confused but really don't want to go back and there just is no point but I am not rude so I wish him he same, and now he wants to talk to me again. We'll just deal with that later if we have to, so I go out with my girl and the local Shitby club is filled with 19yr old hoes and horny lil boys mostly. I'm 28 and I like to go out but this isn't really my scene getting picked up by horny lil boys. I as usaul dance my ass off and make the best of it, I did have an alright time. Well here is my fav time of the night, doobie time! So we get iin my gf's car and try to go but realize we are stuck in the snow at 2 in the moring, we realize that the car beside us are stuck too. We decide to approach the girls and see if we can get eachother out but when we ran the idea with them, they very snottingly disapproved and let us know a tow truck was coming for them. We decide to wait it out and see if they will tow as well, so we ask the younger cute tow men if they can get us out and they inform how much they are getting the other girls out. We however got a special price ( I think it was our cuteness) of 20 dollar, mwhahahaha bitches! YAH!!! Doobie time! All in all it was a very entertaining day, hope you all had a great one! Smoochey Smooches!

Found this interesting........

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups have been taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more! expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups... And then you began eyeing each other's cups. Now consider this: Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of life we live. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee. Savor the coffee, not the cups! The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.

Va-Jay-Jay

I was at the gym the other day and I remembered a funny story about trying out spinning for the first few times. So in attempt to cheer anyone up or give a chuckle I thought I would share, it was the summer when I attempted spinning for my first time and just in case you don't know what it is, it is those exercise bikes that you pedal really fast and if you look at it like I do you think they are nuts for doing something like this. I like a challenge though and to do new things, I wanted to be one of the nutters! So I join the class as a newbie nutter all pumped to rise up to the challenge, I am spinning away as I slowly die, k made it through the warm-up now the teacher is getting more into it. She starts to challenge us and as she does so, she also is giving us visions of riding up hills and what not. A little cheesy if you ask me but to each thier own, she is getting more into it and at one point she says in a Hulk Hogan kind of tone in her voice" oh yeah, feel the burn". I of course can't contain myself laffed out loud, I embarassed the teacher and myself because I felt I could never return and I didn't.

A few months later I joined a new gym and decided to attempt spinning once again, this time I was prepeared for the cheese........I would not laugh, no matter what! We begin and I'm waiting for it this teacher has got no cheese so I am in the clear, at the new gym though the seats are not so comfortable and I don't want to complain. About half way through the class my va-jay-jay can't handle anymore so I pedal while standing to give some relief to my precious. Of course most of the people are regulars and are aware I am a newbie, does the teacher not point me out and joke about how the newbie is stranding up and showing off. What am I supposed to say, my va-jay-jay is hurting from the seat? Especially when there are men in the class as well, so I just sit back down all flushed and my poor precious has to suffer through the rest of the class. I hope this doesn't discourage any of you to try spinning, it's a great work-out and I love it now that I have discovered something called a gel seat cover.