Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Pussy Parlour

I had just had some Shormita fun and I was lying in bed thinking about how much I miss one my most favorite things in the world.........A lil licky licky, ok alot but i'd settle for a lil these days! Then I started thinking about how men if they just want some action without having sex with a stranger, easy access and no effort, they have rub and tugs. No fuss, no muss you just get what you want and a massage to boot. As easy as getting fast food, just more money and I'm sure alot more satisfying then any food. By the way any ladies that say chocolate or any food is better, you just ain't doin' it right.



Ok back to what I was thinking about, this rub and tug thought made me wonder why we ladies don't have any places like a pussy parlour. You could go in pay for a "massage", pick the guy you want, be eaten to you heart's content, and get a massage which most men will not give you most of the time.If I had a pussy parlour you would of course have to have different kinds of men with different pussy eating skills cuz they would have to show and train eachother cuz every woman likes something different and you have to cover all bases. I could watch first hand and see if they are worth hiring, I mean if I am gonna have a pussy parlour it's gotta be supa dupa! I also would only hire men who loved to eat pussy cuz you can always tell if a man is doing it for him, you or both. It's just not the same if you don't have both, women can always tell if a guy is just going through the motions or if really does enjoy doing it. One more thing I would have an inconspicuous place and a back door, cuz we women tend to have more shame then men do. I'm not saying that I would ever own or go to a Pussy Parlours persay but it is nice to have options. In a way wish I could but my damn morals and seeing my mama's face if she ever knew would haunt me forever (just not me, but a thought). Happy Pussy Playing!

2 comments:

heart2heart said...

LOL what an awesome idea!! Why don't they have places like that for women? I live in Niagara Falls and we have about a dozen strip clubs and "massage" parlours, but only one club with male dancers... no "pussy parlours" that I am aware of.

I'm not sure why you couldn't get on my blog? Nothing as interesting as yours, of course, just day-to-day stuff... but it is http://heart2heart-jp.blogspot.com/

Morbid Angel said...

LOL,

You are the horniest girl I know, Why would have to go to a pussy parlour? Instead of going somewhere and picking a guy and paying him 100 dollars for a service rendered. You could easily leave the house.. find a guy you find attractive strike up a simple conversation and say.... I need my pussy eaten, It wouldn't work all the time. However, I'm positive 85% of the time you'll get what you want. FREE TOO

Ask me!