Va-Jay-Jay

I was at the gym the other day and I remembered a funny story about trying out spinning for the first few times. So in attempt to cheer anyone up or give a chuckle I thought I would share, it was the summer when I attempted spinning for my first time and just in case you don't know what it is, it is those exercise bikes that you pedal really fast and if you look at it like I do you think they are nuts for doing something like this. I like a challenge though and to do new things, I wanted to be one of the nutters! So I join the class as a newbie nutter all pumped to rise up to the challenge, I am spinning away as I slowly die, k made it through the warm-up now the teacher is getting more into it. She starts to challenge us and as she does so, she also is giving us visions of riding up hills and what not. A little cheesy if you ask me but to each thier own, she is getting more into it and at one point she says in a Hulk Hogan kind of tone in her voice" oh yeah, feel the burn". I of course can't contain myself laffed out loud, I embarassed the teacher and myself because I felt I could never return and I didn't.

A few months later I joined a new gym and decided to attempt spinning once again, this time I was prepeared for the cheese........I would not laugh, no matter what! We begin and I'm waiting for it this teacher has got no cheese so I am in the clear, at the new gym though the seats are not so comfortable and I don't want to complain. About half way through the class my va-jay-jay can't handle anymore so I pedal while standing to give some relief to my precious. Of course most of the people are regulars and are aware I am a newbie, does the teacher not point me out and joke about how the newbie is stranding up and showing off. What am I supposed to say, my va-jay-jay is hurting from the seat? Especially when there are men in the class as well, so I just sit back down all flushed and my poor precious has to suffer through the rest of the class. I hope this doesn't discourage any of you to try spinning, it's a great work-out and I love it now that I have discovered something called a gel seat cover.